Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I'd like to stay optimistic, but I have this nagging suspicion my penis is in for a disappointing holiday weekend.
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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