Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
when my professor asked "does anyone know what streches across south america" and a kid in the back row said "my exgirfriends vagina" i knew i was at home.
Fuck him. I'll set him on fire for you. Then we'll see how good of a firefighter he is.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
You kicked my dad IN THE NUTS right when he walked in.
Sorry, man. Thought he was a cop.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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