In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
Shitting during a conference call is so empowering.
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I assumed she put out when I heard her friend call her "dickbutt"
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I don't save the phone numbers of guys I don't like. That way it's a surprise when a random number texts me and tells me I have great tits.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Maybe you can just make seal noises during sex and we can call it good
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
Give me a few. Gonna ride the rollercoaster.
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