The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
he does have a point though, watching you drink makes me never want to drink again
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Yeah he got kind of mad when he found out he had chased his last two shots with a combination of orange soda, water, and used mouth wash.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
You were arrested in a tiara again... maybe you shouldn’t wear one.
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