you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
He woke me up, handed me a ringing phone and said break up w her for me. That hung over.
With everyone putting up pictures of their moms on Facebook it's time to go single MILF hunting.
The struggle bus crashed, rolled down a mountain, and went on fire, and I was on it ugh.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
Dude get over here. Steven brought super soakers filled with colored vodka.
What's the protocol for doing tequila shots at a baseball game when you're chaperoning for a church group? You know, hypothetically.
Randomize
