The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
Did you ever get our sex tape out of the rental car before you returned it?
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
The number of threesomes I have agreed to seems to increase every time I talk to you drunk...
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
Randomize
