you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
And this is the part where I need you not to judge me. Remember that I have never seen a penis do that and that I have a weird sexual curiosity
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I did a line off of, and then danced on top of a table older than this country.
Harvard is great.
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