is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
5 Four Lokos being cheaper than a case should be illegal.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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