On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I think she just stepped in a piece of mac and cheese, picked it off the bottom of her foot and ate it.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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