On valentines day I took a girl on a date that I suspect was homeless
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I have fb friend requests from two random swedish brothers... Must have something to do with that hostel I stumbled into on mardi gras
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
after I lost so many games of beer pong they made me be a troll, I sat under the table and told riddles while retrieving balls.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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