i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
Why the fuck did I wake up in a chair with mouth clamps?!
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
After much deliberatipn and vodka, my favourite phrase of Christmas 2012 is "penis of last resort"
I don't know if I want context or not...
Context involves faux incest and champagne. Id go into detail but im on shot number 5.
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
I just watched an old episode of Daria while eating brownies to cure day drunkness. Clearly I'm winning at adulting today.
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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