we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Went to the doctor's today. The lady took one look at my throat and said "oh god"
Too much penis in there.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
sam was dropping a deuce next to me. wrote me a note that said "glad we shared this experience." passed it under the wrong stall. the other guy picked it up. that's all I know so far.
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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