their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I woke up this morning with my shirt on upside down.
You mean inside out.
No, upside down. I ripped the neck hole in the process of getting it around my waist.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
now you know why we've never bought a 12 pack of king cobras before.
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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