doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
it's like i warped into dreamland and the only thing that makes sense is my solo cup
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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