Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Still dying that you shit outside
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
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