They still haven't come up with a cure for a hangover; good luck cancer.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
we just plugged the camera up to the big screen. would you like to come see what you did last night, in high definition?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
Apparently I told his new girlfriend to stop swallowing because she's getting fat. Oh, and I yelled this across a large room
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
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