i'm returning your mother's day gift to finance my alcoholism over the next week.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
I was gonna make fun of her but that plan kinda stopped once she put my dick in her mouth
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I have 4 passes to the spa here, walking around with a robe on and putting cucumber slices on my penis. You guys should come hang out here. It's very relaxing
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
I'm sorry I called your mother a reasonably-priced receptacle.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
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