You're so nebulous sometimes
I want to walk on stilts...naked
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Tomorrow's Mother's Day and the only thing I can afford is beer and the McDonalds dollar menu. Do you think a Budweiser and a Big Mac says thank you for me fucking up your life since 1990?
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
How is someone going to pee on the floor two days in a row? Fuck this place.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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