who do you think you are?
someone who doesn't ask that question
North Korea, Best Korea!
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
I'm on his itunes. He has a sex playlist. It's actually not so much a playlist as 12 Kylie Minogue songs with a big gay Whitney finish.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
All I want in life is to get high, take a shower, and him to go down on me. Simultaneously. That's legit my idea of heaven.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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