we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
does the cute hipster in the kitchen belong to you?
if not i want to bang those glasses off his face
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
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