They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
So... 5th graders can't whisper for shit, but apparently I have an awesome rack.
Haha. Niice.
Yeah, I didn't know whether to be shocked or flattered.
both.
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
Less talking, more tequila
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
Randomize
