Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
We can't do acid Disneyworld.
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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