I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
GUESS WHO STILL HAS BOTH NIPPLES!
I ask for a dick pic and he sends a picture of Dick Cheney. Who does that?
his mom fetish really needs to stop. this is literally the 5th time i've come home from work and there's been some random skank and her kids in the living room.
did one of the kids use their poo like a crayon on the wall this time?
I walked over and you were apologizing to him because you're lady gaga and he's not. The best part was that he forgave you.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm drunk but I just ate 2 heads of broccoli so does that mean it evens out?
Yes absolutlely
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