Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
He moved away. I mourned his dick all of Sunday. I feel a little better now.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
you were trying to control your nosebleed while having someone hold your four loko while you drank it through a straw. all at the same time. that is commitment.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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