it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
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