Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
My walk of shame was far more interesting today. He's moving and was cleaning out his apartment, so not only was I carrying my clothes, I also walked away with 4 bottles of cheap wine and a jar of ragu.
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
He called me while he was having sex and asked if I wanted to go get mcdonalds
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
You were petting a 40 year old man's moustache for 15 minutes
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