porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
So much for doing Irish car bombs in my grandpa's memory.... Asshole.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
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