drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
it feels good to walk into a CVS and not go straight to the pharmacy counter for plan b. its been a while....
id pay someone 5 dollars to tell me whos house im at right now. comfy couch though
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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