OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Come over so we can have two person sex in this one person tent
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Nobody cheats on THIS.
Randomize
