If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
WTF. I was 99% sure I went straight home last night. I just woke up hugging a chair, and my tux pocket has a flask filled with what I think is red bull and gatorade. This has to be your doing.
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