New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
For some reason I knew you were going to smell like strippers and burritos when I hugged you.
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I need to shotgun another beer. Where's the machete?
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
also. got fucked to usher last night. dunno if thats a new high or a new low
Was it at least a good usher song?
the next morning his mother came in to tell me that she made breakfast. she told me to put my clothes on too. awkward.
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