So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
I feel like a bad episode of csi trying to figure everyone's DNA that's in me
My drug dealer asked me out. What's the protocal for this?
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
An open call to all exes! i have a drunk text policy that requires i delete any and all texts after drink 3, however i have reason to believe i have done something stupid. if i have texted you that "I love you", "miss you" and/or conveyed any interest in getting back together with you in the last 24 hours i was belligerent and lying. That is all.
Rumble strips road head = magical
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
