Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
Even after hearing me fuck his friend twice in one night, he still follows me around like a puppy.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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