I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i love how you can even make your typing come across bitchy
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
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