he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
I'd climb him like a horny MILF spider monkey.
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
Randomize