You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
My dignity? Collapsing on itself like a dying star.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
haha my mom just sent us out to go to all of the hair cutting places to ask for hair because deer ate all our zuchini.. and we have to pee in a bucket all day cause deer hate urine. please tell me we are normal?
i cant lie to you.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
I really care about you, but im still gonna have to make you pay for dinner from the pain and suffering in my knees and vagina.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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