But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
he likes to slap my ass alot untill he missed and hit his own balls poor bastard kept on going.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
I told him if I was pregnant we were coming out to the people at work, because I'm not pretending to get knocked up by an imaginary boyfriend.
Just realized how sopa could affect my ability to watch porn, son of a bitch
Hey will pizza rolls help if you accidentally get a diabetic chihuahua drunk?
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
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