You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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