My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he said no sex till date three. i said the party was one, mcdonalds two and that i would take him with me to buy cigs for date three.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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