we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
we need to open a bar. a bar with... wait for it... A FUCKING BALL PIT.
LOL. Do you guys need a ride home?
No. we're home already. i just thought it was a brilliant fucking idea.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
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