S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Weddings at vineyards should never be allowed to happen. I'm pretty sure I drank every bottle they produced in 2008.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
Just saw a crackhead get taken down by pd in the canal. Its offically spring
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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