Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
This girl just stopped in the middle of a sentence because of my blue eyes. She said she got lost in them. I am laying pipe tonight.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I just threw up in the bathroom next to the zebra exhibit. The kids don't know I skipped a beat. Best nanny, ever.
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
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