I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
tell your sister to shave her snatch
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Her cooch smelled like a combination of bacon and sweat.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
Randomize