He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
If i had 4 hands right now is have booze in 3 of them and my cock in the other all because you went to denver. just sayin.
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
I gargles a mimosa for breakfast. It's gonna be a killer Monday.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
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