Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
Its piss that you smell... I borrowed that shirt last week. Sooo, wanna grab some laundry soap on your way home? And good luck on your date.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
I thought I was invisible, then some guy flashed his high beams at me and I realized my lights weren't on...not invisible.
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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