Oww! U thought rug burn was bad! Fuckin carseat burn hurts like a mother!!!
Wtf?
Use the slutty part of ur brain.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Jenny was looking for something soft to drink since it's only noon, she chose spiced rum. Think she might die today
My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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