I don't think brook has ever known best
You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
why are there beer bottles in my dishwasher?
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I found the bottle of ketchup and sobe you tried to hide in the middle of the lawn last night
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I want to strut with the confidence of a pigeon.
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