Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
I can't figure out if I'm dying from all of the booze still in my system, or from the cement wall.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
What have I told you about trying to use Jesus as your wingman?!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
DO NOT TRY TO APPROACH HER CAT. IT IS A DEMON CAT FROM SATAN'S BALLS AND IT *WILL* TRY TO KILL YOU. I SPEAK FROM EXPIRENCE.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
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