btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
he went to find a bathroom and came back 10 minutes later with a fifth of bacardi, a pack of cigarettes, and two funnel cakes. he is a man among boys.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
Jsyk, in serious talks of trading blowjobs for soup in bed. I'm sober
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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