some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
still in the ER. she tried to shotgun a bottle of corona
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I just passed a truck with its bed lined with a tarp and filled with water with six dudes chilling in the back driving through campus. That looks fun.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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