you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
just peed on my foot to get a spider off. that lazy.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
I mean seriously, she can have his dick anytime and im over here salivating like a thirsty bitch.
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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