brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Ordained minister or not I hereby renounce all moral responsibility for any and all related occurrences
I still don't like him. I'm also filled with alcohol, so I'll revisit the statement in the morning.
I'm to sober to make life ruining decisions and alcohol is to expensive at this bar for me to fear that level of drunk happening
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
