These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
I recommend you throw your keys as far as you can in one direction, your phone as far as you can in the opposite direction, and hold on.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
I can only get day drunk because of my medicine now, so... There's that
Oh no. Did you guys fuck on my pull out couch?
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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