one might say we're banned from that church
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
this is a mass text to all the people i smoke weed with. I have Mono, so if we've shared a bong/pipe. sorry man.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
So I sniffed too hard this morning before work and I THINK THE COCAINE JUST STARTED ROUND 2.
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